ROGER GOODELL REVERSES  

TWO GAME SUSPENSIONS 

FOR ALL NFL PLAYERS

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has reversed his decision to ban all NFL players for the first two games of the 2015 NFL season. 

In a statement released today Goodell said, "Instead of suspending all NFL players for the beginning of the 2015 season, I will place any NFL player who is married or engaged on the commissioner's exempt list. This will also extend to NFL players who have children as well. This move is to protect the integrity of the NFL so that no NFL player will ever again batter their wife or child." 

This decisive and swift action will effectively not bring negative attention to the NFL in regards to domestic abuse. But upon further study of his press release, it appears that only single athletes can compete at the NFL level.