NEW LAW PROPOSES THAT NO CATS ARE TO BE CALLED COOT

In a new law passed by Congress no cats are allowed to be called "Coot". When President Obama was asked about this new law he told reporters, "There is a girl in Mrs. Smith's class who has said herself that 'There is only one Coot in the world.' That's why we passed this law. Because we also agree that there is only one Coot in the world."