GOODELL EXUBERANT THAT PATRIOTS LOST
In a surprise interview on Sirius Radio, NFL commissioner stated that he is very happy that the Patriots lost to the Broncos, even though he is supposed to be a neutral observer.
"I know I'm not supposed to play favorites, but I was so worried that the Patriots would win the Super Bowl and that I was going to hand over another Lombardi trophy to that loser Tom Brady!"
"I mean especially with Deflategate hanging over my head. I never dropped the lawsuit against Tom Brady and imagine what a dork I would look like if I had to give him that trophy and then lose to him again in court the very next day on my appeal. I'm the commish man. The f***in commish!"
When asked about his ego and what he brings to the NFL as commissioner he boasted, "I bring character, honesty, integrity, ruthlessness, greatness and godliness to the NFL. I am God. I am greater than God. I am everything. Tomorrow, I will appoint my best friend Ted Wells to investigate God. We will name it Godgate. To really find out who is greater. Me or God."
When asked if he watched the Patriot, Bronco game he said, "Of course I did. I'm the commish. I need to see the refs do what I tell them to do and ref a good honest game against the Patriots. I'm happy they were not that obvious this time."
