CAT ESCAPES HOUSE AND TERRORIZES EAST GREENWICH NEIGHBORHOOD

A cat that goes by the name "Blake" or "Boohk" was seen hunting local children from an East Greenwich neighborhood. 

     "I was out on my neighbor's swing when it ran right at me and bit me really hard on my elbow!" Said Abby Lewis a neighbor. 

     Another local resident, Grace MacDonald said, "I was walking my dog Miley when Blake attacked Miley from behind a tree. Blake bit down on Miley's neck and scratched me across the face. We were lucky that a police car happened to drive by, or else it might have been worse." 

     Police liutenent Paul Mitchell added, "All I had to do was give Boohk some wet food and he was fine. Then after he finished Boohk scratched a message in the snow that said 'Me whonewee. Pease pet me'". 

     Blake is now waiting for his owners to pick him up at the police station. 

 

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East Greenwich Newspaper Clipping

 

Coach Bill Belichick gives high praise to Mr. Burnett-Testa. 

This is true for two reasons. 

1. It can be read on the image above. 

2. It is on the Internet

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