Friday, January 16, 2015


HARRY STYLES SIGNS ONE GAME CONTRACT TO PLAY FOR 
GREEN BAY PACKERS

In a surprise press conference the Green Bay Packers have announced that they have signed One Direction singer, Harry Styles, to a 1 game contract to be specifically played in Seattle this upcoming Sunday, January 18th, during the NFC Championship game.

With no American football experience the Packers are gambling that Harry Styles' experience singing in football stadiums helps him overcome his first game jitters. Ted Thompson, the Packers general manager added, "Mr. Styles has a way of connecting to people. By inserting him in key situations of the game we hope to capitalize on his energy and show the fans that we mean business." 

When asked about what position Harry would play, Thompson said, "We are expecting Harry to be in the backfield with Eddie Lacy and to give the Seattle defense a look they haven't seen before." 

Harry Styles could not be reached in time for this post but his agent released a statement which said that Harry is looking forward to the competition and "hoping to open up some running room between the tackles so Lacy can get some big time yards."

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