OWNER OF COLTS UPSET 

ABOUT PATRIOTS FAKE LETTER TELLING HIM ABOUT 

SCORING CHANGE

Jim Irsay, owner of the Indianapolis Colts expressed outrage at a press conference today about a letter he received from the New England Patriot front office wrongly informing him that the AFC Championship game was going to be scored in the same manner as a golf game; with the lowest score winning the game. 

"They told me in this letter that the lowest score would win the game so I passed that information on to our coaching staff who did a hell of a job holding our own Andrew Luck to just seven points. Apparently there was no scoring change and the lowest score lost the game."  

When Irsay was asked why he believed the letter he stammered, "This is Belichick's fault. He always has something up his sleeve. I am going to bring the Colts to the Superbowl anyway and try to get them past security and out on the field against the Seahawks."