ROGER GOODELL ADDS 2 GAMES TO TOM BRADY'S SUSPENSION

During a impromptu press conference Roger Goodell has added 2 more games to Tom Brady's 4 game Deflategate suspension. In response to a reporter's question as to why, Goodell said, "I know Tom Brady hacked into the NFL's twitter account and told everyone I died. So I am suspending him for 2 more games." 

When asked about what evidence he had, Goodell gave out copies of the tweet itself. (see below)

As Goodell started to leave, a reporter asked, "Did you tweet this out yourself?" As the question ended, Goodell knocked over the podium and wagged his finger at the reporter and yelled, "You're God damn right I did! Article 46 in the CBA gives me the right to do anything I God damn want!" He then pounced on the reporter and tried to choke him by pulling on his tie. It took at least 2 sixth graders to pull Goodell off the reporter as an NFL security guard used pepper spray to stop the 6th graders from embarrassing the commissioner.