AQIB TALIB MAKES NFL HISTORY BY FINDING AND BREAKING TEXAS' ONLY GUN LAW

Denver cornerback Aqib Talib can cover wide receivers and cover the spread on finding and breaking Texas' only gun law. According to the Texas state legislature, Rule 65, article 3 states, "If ya got a gun, no needer hide it, just whip it out and let folks know you got it while sayin 'Merica!" 

According to authorities in Texas, Talib hid his weapon which at least gets him the Death Penalty. The NFL has started to investigate the situation for further punishment. Roger Goodell released a statement today stating, "Tom Brady will be further investigated and needs to stop deflating, tweeting and shooting NFL players. Even though he was in Foxborough at the time of the shooting, my sources say that he flew down there, shot Talib and flew back. Therefore, I need to keep the integrity of the league by suspending Tom Brady for the rest of the 2016 season. Unless of course, he gives me his current cell phone so I can look at pictures of wife, because that's all I wanted to do in the first place."